Editor’s Note: Recently, Liberty Nation received extraordinary documents from DiaboLeaks containing lectures straight out of hell. They provide unique insight into the inner workings and machinations of devils in infiltrating and corrupting the minds of humans. Each week, we will post a different Lecture from Hell. The demonic influence revealed is shocking. This short parody was inspired by the wonderful work of C.S. Lewis in his entertaining and enlightening epistolary novel, The Screwtape Letters, written in 1942.
My dear gentledevils,
Today, you are in for a real treat. We will consider one of the most outstanding students of Our Father Below, who is currently enjoying a place in the lowest and darkest rungs of Hell: Karl Marx.
Marx proves that although the Enemy has rigged the game to His advantage, sometimes the dice roll in our favor. We did not take much notice of him at first, and I had the privilege of assigning one of my students to him, the famous Rotcore.
He was a mere junior demon at the time but quickly found out that Marx was one of the most extraordinary dark arts talents to be born. His soul was so tarred that Rotcore swears he could smell the sweet stench of decomposition, even while Marx was still alive! He was a natural-born demon.
Marx is of such great value to us because he showed us an entirely new source of depravity: the intellectual. He had the remarkable combination of a brilliant mind and a hatred of the good for being good. He channeled his intellect into devising a philosophy to justify conflict, rebellion, and even genocide – all in the name of good! Can you believe it?
In his eagerness to tear down the structure of reality, he invented a philosophy to justify war against the Enemy. He made several remarkable innovations for our cause, but we will focus on his most important contribution in this lecture.
Marx was not the inventor of Divide-and-Conquer, but before him, it was only a Machiavellian method, a mere tool for consolidating power. Marx did something remarkable. He elevated this ruthless tactic to a theory of morality, almost a religion.
The trick was to first divide the world into two classes: the oppressors and the oppressed. In his incarnation, the oppressed were the working class, and the oppressors were the wealthy capitalists. Later, his minions changed the oppressed classes into gender, sexual orientation, race, and ethnicity: different labels, same method.
We don’t care about the labels. The method works stunningly well. Marx and his acolytes could turn ordinary humans into hating unthinking monsters ready to murder. All in the name of good, of course.
Once their animal spirits have been roused to boiling point, humans are easily manipulated to conquer the oppressors. Best of all: they have no clue that demons are possessing them!
Before Marx, we had no idea how much potential evil resided in the intellectuals. Until this point, we had the mistaken belief that we mostly had to target the less able people of society because their crimes and vices were more visible to us. We had not realized that every person has a tremendous latent capacity for evil. Smart people are just better at hiding it.
Due to the intellectuals’ formidable minds, they are great allies to our cause and work hard every day to create Hell on earth. It’s wonderful!
Our lecture is over for today, but we are not finished with Marx. Next time we will see how he cleverly used another important figure from history to bring the intellectuals to our side: Darwin.
Until next time,
Previous lectures by the (not-so) good professor, include: Demonic Ventriloquism, Truth Is a lie, Word Control Is Mind Control, A Happy Coincidence, Outshine the Enemy, Make Them Hate the Rainbow, The Art of a Devil’s Bargain, No Forgiveness and No Escape, Genie In A Crowd, and Existence Is Violence.
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