Unarmed Starbucks Customer Beats up Robber

Okay, Mr. Criminal with a big, scary knife, we know Starbucks is a safe place for Snowflakes who have cash to throw at $8 dollar coffees.  Easy targets, most of the participating trophy honorees, but every once in a while in your local upscale liberal coffee house, you run into Thor, who just sucked down three double espressos and was going for a fourth. When you got in his way he took your knife;  and now, your life is one giant social media joke.  Please, pay attention to your surroundings!