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Santa’s Early Vacation Could be a Christmas Catastrophe

by | Dec 15, 2017 | Web Gems

It is with great trepidation we express our hopes that Christmas will not be delayed as Santa Claus, attempting to let off a bit of steam before his upcoming trek, went skydiving.   It didn’t go well.  Santa hit a tree, let loose a string of cuss words, and unceremoniously broke a leg.  Mrs. Claus was contacted by Liberty Nation, and before she deposited the phone in its cradle, said, “Darned old fool, everyone knows only the reindeer can fly.”  Santa’s descent was caught on video by an elf, but is not suitable viewing for children or Snowflakes.

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