Thanksgiving Recipes to Rattle the Lefties At Your Table

Editor’s Note: In case you are scrambling around today for a couple of final recipes, Liberty Nation has you covered. Here is our final installment of political recipes sure to cause the lefties at your table to leave early. Just what you wanted!

Trumpkin Pie

From the kitchen of: Tess Lynne

Nothing says the holidays like a big slice of Trumpkin pie, complete with a pound of whip cream.  This year, dazzle your family and friends with a tasty political pie that’s sure to be a crowd and taste bud pleaser.

Let’s gather the ingredients:

1 (15 ounce) can pumpkin

1 (14 ounce) can EAGLE BRAND(R) Sweetened Condensed Milk

2 large eggs

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon ground ginger

1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg

1/2 teaspoon salt

• Whip cream – enough for pie topping and possible food fight

Pie Crust

1 bag Keebler Sandie’s Pecan Cookies

½ stick of butter

Directions

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F.

Use a cookie dough roller to crush pecan cookies into a fine mixture. Mix ½-stick of melted butter with pecan crumble. Press the mixture into a lightly greased pie pan and press up the sides with fingertips.

Whisk pumpkin, sweetened condensed milk, eggs, spices and salt in medium bowl until smooth. Pour into crust. Bake 15 minutes.

Reduce oven temperature to 350 degrees F and continue baking 35 to 40 minutes or until knife inserted 1 inch from crust comes out clean. Cool. Serve with a dollop or more of whip cream if desired.

Thanksgiving Day Milk Punch

From the kitchen of: Scott D. Cosenza

Milk Punch is a delicious and hearty cocktail, perfect for a brisk Fall day.  You and your dearest ones will be more able to forgive the others’ certain idiocy on all manner of political and sports judgment with the social balm of this classic.

Ingredients:  Bourbon (Makers Mark), simple syrup, whole milk, vanilla extract, nutmeg

Over a shaker full of ice, pour 2 ounces bourbon, 4 four ounces of milk, two teaspoons of syrup, and a drop of vanilla.

Shake vigorously for ten seconds minimum and pour into an Old-Fashioned glass.

Top with some grated nutmeg and serve!

If your houseguests drink too much and become belligerent – call 911.