How to Meet the Secret Service — Very Quickly

Rapper Shad Moss -- who goes by the moniker Bow Wow -- may find out how quickly he can meet the Secret Service, after an ill-advised tweet that was screen-capped by fellow Twitter user David Hookstead. Mr. Moss posted the tweet, which cannot be reprinted here verbatim, after apparently being offended by something the President tweeted about his uncle, Snoop Dogg.  The tweet contained a threat to both the President himself, and a threat to turn First Lady Melania Trump into a prostitute. The whole ruckus evidently started after President Trump viewed the latest Snoop Dogg video, in which the rapper points a gun at an orange-faced clown, named "Ronald Klump," meant to depict the President.  POTUS tweeted the following:

Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 15, 2017

An interesting question, to be sure, but one that Snoop's nephew did not take kindly to.  As Mr. Hookstead pointed out as he posted the screenshot:

The Secret Service doesn't take threats against the President's family lightly. This is disgusting and unacceptable.