A panicked octogenarian in Bretten, Germany called the police after discovering a WWII era bomb in his garden. Rushing to his aid, law enforcement quickly evacuated the garden and surrounded the offending explosive, with intent to disarm and remove. However, upon closer examination, the bomb was in fact a rather large zucchini. The women of the village have offered to render the zucchini inactive by making breads and muffins for the old man, and to drive him to the optometrist. Does this look like a bomb to you? Asking for a friend.
Trump Proposes Using Tariff Money to Tackle the National Debt
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