Ten Reasons to be Thankful Hillary is NOT our President

The Pilgrims had it right. There is much to be thankful for in this great – shall we say exceptional – nation. And this year we are especially grateful that Hillary Rodham Clinton is not occupying the oval office. Here are our top ten reasons:

1. Pantsuits are NOT the current fashion sweeping the nation.

2. Bill Clinton is NOT back in the White House seducing interns.

3. Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey will NOT be attending the White House Christmas party.

4. We don’t have to keep seeing the Web Hubbell female look-alike on the daily news hyping plagiarized books.

5. The Basket of Deplorables NO longer fear arrest.

6. Lois Lerner and her cronies at the IRS are NOT able to persecute their political opponents.

7. The servers in Chappaqua do NOT contain the country’s most highly classified information.

8. The U.S. won’t have to buy all its Uranium back from Russia.

9. Billions in Saudi money will NOT be flowing into the Clinton Crime Family Foundation

And the final reason we are grateful that Hillary is not our president:

10. Anthony Weiner is NOT occupying the Lincoln bedroom sexting God knows who.