It might be time for President Donald Trump to make an even trade of Minnesota for Greenland. Progressives and illegals seem to have lost their ever-loving minds – and apparently they’re running the show. But on the bright side, at least now America can see the problems with progressive political dominance and the resulting Somali community in real time. Adding insult to injury, corporate media is having one heckuva time finding someone in the Gopher State to interview who shows up at least appearing legitimate and able to relate the woes they have endured because of Trump and his ICE troopers.
White Progressives Getting Jiggy on the Cold Streets
As winter storm Fern graces the nation with a message from Mother Nature, smart folks in the below-zero temperatures of Minnesota have hunkered down with bread, milk, and eggs. Will Fern slap some sense into the screaming masses disrupting the streets, scattering them back to the suburbs and rich city lofts from whence they came?
Local Progressive Mensa Club
It appears three or four people got together and decided to take an armed protest to a local church, frightening worshippers and breaking several federal laws in the process. Somehow, Don Lemon, the guy who couldn’t make the cut at CNN, was busting into the sanctuary, grinning and making a ruckus while taking selfies on his phone. He is now in trouble along with the masterminds of the not-so-well-thought-out plan – though Lemon has not been perp-walked.
But these three have been officially arrested by the Department of Justice under the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances (FACE) Act: activists Nekima Levy Armstrong, William Kelly, and Chauntyll Louisa Allen – though all three have since been released. On a side note, it is apparent that at least one of the strategic planners has not been listening to Health and Human Services Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. At Chauntyll Louisa Allen’s arrest, it took two sets of handcuffs because of her “extraordinary rotundness” as The Daily Caller reported (and the description should be used more often).
Why CNN Hates Trump
CNN is simmering in its hate for Trump after Jake Tapper’s production team scheduled a local Minneapolis business owner to appear on the show, The Lead With Jake Tapper. It would seem like a great idea to have a mom-and-pop show up dressed conservatively in decades-old clothes to ask that Trump leave the state and leave the citizens alone. What showed up was Moon Palace Books co-owner, Jamie Schwesnedl, looking like he just came to after a bender of some concoction, wearing a pink beanie, sitting in front of a bookshelf of thin-spined colorful books – probably not the classics.
Jamie went all in on the platform: “[T]hey take people to Fort Snelling here, which literally was built as a concentration camp, and Alligator Alcatraz, which I think we can all agree is a concentration camp. I’m not saying they’re Dachau. I’m not saying they’re putting people in ovens — yet — but these are concentration camps. I don’t need to argue with you about that,” Schwesnedl said. Kenny Voigt in Chicago jumped right in: “That’s the Valedictorian of The Quality Learing Center’s 2019 graduating class.”
Tapper, eyes darting and as alert as ever, scrambled to distance himself from the unkempt guest. “Just one note, I’m not here to defend ICE, but I’m not a big fan of people using the term ‘concentration camp’ to describe detention camps. That has a very specific meaning,” Tapper said. That denial will surely be enough for potential legal troubles down the line. In Phoenix, Rudy Negrete commented, “It was then that he (Tapper) knew…”
On a Final Note
Nasra Ahmed, a 23-year-old St. Paul resident, held a news conference Wednesday with Democrat politicians, alleging she was assaulted by federal agents. She was a hot mess, saying a lot about bananas and rice. “Being Somali isn’t just eating bananas with rice… It’s like, It’s a, it’s a… It’s kind of like the bananas and rice.”
Of course, there is more: “It’s like that combination of banana and rice, but you, you, you’re gonna get what I mean.”
That darn Learing Center is really churning them out. And as Aaron Blakeney in Cypress, TX, says, “We finally identified Kamala’s speech writer.” Makes sense.
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