For yet another criminal that needs a good, solid plan prior to attempting burglary, meet Brian Francis Zielinski, whose professional moniker is Captain Jack Sparrow. As Jerry Seinfeld once whined, “But I don’t wanna be a pirate!” Zielinski must not have watched Seinfeld.
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Liberty Nation AuthorsOct 5, 2017
Captain Jack Sparrow Finally Apprehended!
Some folks just aren’t cut out for the pirate’s life.

Some folks just aren’t cut out for the pirate’s life.
Oct 5, 2017
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