For yet another criminal that needs a good, solid plan prior to attempting burglary, meet Brian Francis Zielinski, whose professional moniker is Captain Jack Sparrow. As Jerry Seinfeld once whined, “But I don’t wanna be a pirate!” Zielinski must not have watched Seinfeld.
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Captain Jack Sparrow Finally Apprehended!
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Some folks just aren’t cut out for the pirate’s life.
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