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Captain Jack Sparrow Finally Apprehended!

Some folks just aren’t cut out for the pirate’s life.

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Oct 5, 2017
Captain Jack Sparrow Finally Apprehended!

For yet another criminal that needs a good, solid plan prior to attempting burglary, meet Brian Francis Zielinski, whose professional moniker is Captain Jack Sparrow.  As Jerry Seinfeld once whined, “But I don’t wanna be a pirate!” Zielinski must not have watched Seinfeld.

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