Kermit’s Voice Fired For Being “Outspoken”

This is the sad story from our frenemies in Hollywood; have a box of tissues at the ready.  Kermit the Frog’s voice has been fired…because he spoke out of turn from what was scripted, and exhibited FREE SPEECH.  Jim Henson’s family, however, dispute that accusation saying that Kermit really sounded like a “bitter, angry, depressed victim.”  Miss Piggy’s voice could not be reached for comment.