In the early hours of Sunday morning, October 27, Democratic Party congressional leaders, Democratic National Committee officials, and members of the media gathered at a secret Washington, DC location. Their purpose: to orchestrate a response to the news that the previous evening, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the formerly elusive leader of ISIS, had been killed in a US-led special forces raid.
Clearly, al-Baghdadi’s death was good news for President Donald Trump and, as such, had to be erased from history or twisted to use against him. The gaunt faces around the table that Sunday morning betrayed anger, concern, fear, and the vacant but slightly paranoid gazes typically symptomatic of heavy THC consumption.
According to anonymous sources, the attendees included Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Caff), Sens. Kamala Harris (D-Railed), and Elizabeth Warren (D-Rezed), Adam Schiff’s eyeballs, Chris Cuomo (D-CNN), the ghost of Mao Zedong, and Brian Stelter (D-Famatory). Apparently, Hillary Clinton sat alone in the hallway outside, clutching her resume. Interns from The Washington Post and The New York Times were also present since they represented the most competent employees of those two former newspapers.
Several hours later, a few suggestions for possible media counter-offensives had been agreed upon. A list of article working titles and storylines has been obtained from our anonymous source. Liberty Nation presents them here, on the understanding that, while probably true, not a single word of what follows has been corroborated by the FBI – though that has, in the past, not prevented the Bureau from making a federal case out of it.
Trump Vows to Hunt Down and Kill Every Muslim in the World
As President Trump celebrated the killing, late Saturday evening, of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the alleged leader of ISIS, we should not forget the real purpose of the special forces mission that took him out: Trump is sending a message to all Muslims that he intends to have them killed …
Trump’s al-Baghdadi Raid Fails
In keeping with the chaos and incompetence that has characterized Donald Trump’s presidency, a planned military operation to eliminate ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi went spectacularly wrong Saturday when the target of the mission blew himself up before US soldiers got to him.
Unlike the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound, during which President Barack Obama personally shot and killed the terrorist leader, Trump’s desperate attempt to go down in history was a disaster. The ISIS commander taunted American forces by taking his own life before they even got within reach, proving, once again, that Trump is literally Hitler …
ISIS Leader Killed Before He Could Turn Over Trump Video
There may be no coincidence in the timing of the military raid that killed ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. According to unidentified sources close to the White House, al-Baghdadi had recently sent a message to Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA), promising to hand over a secret video he had obtained of President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin dancing naked in Moscow’s Red Square in the middle of the night …
Brave Freedom Fighter, Human Rights Activist Killed by Trump’s Henchmen
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, who grew up a poor, black child in rural Pennsylvania and rose to become a champion of Muslim rights and religious freedom, was brutally murdered Saturday by a group of Trump thugs posing as special forces soldiers. A leading advocate for free speech, women’s rights, equality for the LGBTQIASOMEOTHERLETTERS community, and all-round super guy, al-Baghdadi was in the process of digging a tunnel through which persecuted Hispanics could escape Syria for a new life of freedom and prosperity in Turkey when he was set upon and blown up by men wearing ski masks and MAGA hats.
According to witnesses who have asked to remain anonymous, the assailants yelled “Hey! Aren’t you that fa**ot from Empire?” …
Expect one or more of the above stories – or something similar – to surface in the anti-Trump media over the coming days.
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