You: Good morning.
Clerk: Good morning! Welcome to Fresh Start Convenience Market. Let's see, we got one egg and cheese sandwich, one large coffee, and a banana. Anything else today?
You: That'll do it.
Clerk: That's $10.41 with taxes.
You: [Fumbles for wallet]
Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't accept cash.
You: I come here all the time. I paid with cash three days ago.
Clerk: We've updated our policies to better serve you.
You: I'd be better served if you let me pay cash.
Clerk: For our customers' protection, we only accept bank-approved cards with chip technology. You'd be surprised at how many dangerous individuals try to hide themselves by paying for things with cash these days.
You: Um, well, okay, not sure if this is gonna work or not. I have a chip card, but my local bank just got bought out by AmeriGlobal. They were supposed to send me a new and advanced card.
Clerk: You can use a credit card if you like.
You: [Sheepishly] Yeah, I ... I don't have one of those anymore. Okay, let's give it a shot.
Clerk: The chip is showing that on Sept. 23, 2018, you declared in a Facebook post that you are a nationalist. [Picks up laminated form paper.] President Harris' In This Together executive order on domestic terrorism states that nationalism is inherently associated with white supremacy. According to the Justice Department task force, white supremacy is the leading cause of domestic terrorism in our country today. As such, your purchase has been...