A satirical look at President’s Trump’s first foreign trip by Liberty Nation’s Graham Noble.
Satire
Hillary’s Honeymoon: The First 100 Days Of The Second Clinton Presidency
She turned and walked slowly away from the inaugural podium with a knowing smile, enveloped by the cheers of an adoring nation now transfixed on their dear leader. The shattered glass lay in shards beneath the hem of her pantsuit. It was a scene no one will ever forget.
A White House Easter Egg Roll Panchatantra
The American Egg Board is at the ready with – wait for it – thirty thousand eggs donated for the event, fifteen thousand of which will be dyed and transported across the South Lawn of the White House by little kids with spoons in their mouths. (Please don’t ask me how that got started – I haven’t a clue but if you Google it and find out, let me know in our comments section.) And the other fifteen thousand will be boiled and put on a stick. It’ll be an egg pop of sorts.
Barry Manilow Comes Out As Straight, World Is Shocked
In one of the most shocking news stories of our time, perpetually young entertainer Barry Manilow came out as straight this week, shocking millions of fans who had believed for decades that he was “completely, utterly gay,” as one traumatized fan sobbed outside a Las Vegas record store.
Tina Fey And Her Public Speaking Failure
From the moment Russian President Vladimir Putin elected Donald Trump to lead America, we have all been hoodwinked into believing that certain issues are important enough to cut into our drinking-time. What we are not focusing on, however, is a very sinister conspiracy about which every American should be gravely concerned. Let me preach on it.