Residents of the Heartland emerged this week from a holiday sugar coma only to find Democrats and Republicans shaking hands as members of the 115th Congress parted ways. It was jarring.
But reality came crashing down, and talks resumed of the ongoing government shutdown, illegal aliens abusing the charity of Tijuana, Mexico, and ever-increasing disgust of Democrats – the Hollywood types, who are allowed to inflict their moral depraving on unsuspecting folks while sitting in their own Barca Loungers, watching the ball drop on New Year’s Eve.
Auld Lang Syne
On a rainy NBC set in New York, model Chrissy Teigen and Carson Daly entertained longtime viewers in a most inappropriate way before the countdown to midnight. Teigen bragged about her use of a cleansing process, vaginal steaming, while the network flashed a picture of the lunatic in the throes of a treatment.
Jeez Louise, where is Dick Clark when you need him?
Twitter was the vehicle of vent, as viewers took the airwaves to demand answers.
https://twitter.com/grisham_holly/status/1079979378514251776
Just watched the nbc special! My children boys are now asking me what vaginal steaming is! Feeling horrifically disgusted! An apology is needed and Chrissy needs to! So unbelievably embarassed! Wow, this a new low! Shame on you NBC! #NewYearsEve2018, #NBCNYE, #todayshow
— Wisconsin Mommy (@wisconsinmommy5) January 1, 2019
As reclusive revelers watched the horror unfold, NBC was so enthralled by Teigen’s description of her nether-region routine, they missed the countdown and the optics of the drop.
Holy crap @nbc You frigging MISSED THE BALL DROP #EPICFAIL
— I crochet so i don’t kill people (@vickyderd) January 1, 2019
Oops. But Teigen also had a bout with instant karma, as the pointy end of an umbrella poked her in the eye. Now that was interesting.
Schumer Shutdown
Conservatives in flyover states aren’t fooled by the hysteria du jour of a government shutdown. Although the Democrats own the conglomerate media, who continue to praise the obstructionist efforts of Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY), the common-sense folks in middle America brush off the continuous onslaught as typical leftist strategy.
Ryan Williams, an obvious proponent of America First and the border wall, weighed in heavily on Lester Holt’s NBC News Facebook page:
“F’n Democrats don’t seem to understand what a MANDATE means. Like it or not, he was elected promising a wall…But the Dems don’t care about democracy and will make people suffer without a care if they can play politics.”
Brave man, that Williams, daring to stand up for Trump on NBC.
Build the Wall
The good people of New Mexico and Arizona are hoping for increased border security funding, and now point to Tijuana as an example of their ongoing illegal immigration woes. It appears residents of the Mexican city are demanding their own southern border wall to keep caravans of Guatemalans on their own side of the fence. [perfectpullquote align=”right” bordertop=”false” cite=”” link=”” color=”” class=”” size=”24″]Even the Mexicans are Trumpers.[/perfectpullquote]
Citizens are protesting in the streets, members of the city government are taking the battle to the news media, and tensions are mounting.
As one Tijuana native said, “It’s the same thing that Donald Trump is dealing with in the United States. If you want to enter the United States, you can enter, but you have to do so legally.”
Even the Mexicans are Trumpers.
Now What?
Although frustration levels are high, these aren’t insurmountable problems to solve. Americans need to witness movement in the federal government – it’s one reason they voted for the Donald. And let’s face it: The job at hand was not going to be easy. Remember, Trump had to stop the train derailment put into place by previous administrations before setting the course for the future. Americans are only 24 months into Making America Great Again – and it might take an additional six years to reroute the nation.
And for Goodness sake, keep Chrissy Teigen off of live television.
