[Aslan] drank an alcoholic drink from a human skull, before eating what he was told was human brain.
At one point he fell out with the Aghori guru who shouted: 'I will cut your head off if you keep talking so much.'
The guru began eating his own faeces and then hurled it at Aslan.
Aslan quipped: 'I feel like this may have been a mistake.'
Considering how much editing that short quote needed to make it readable by the general adult population, we're going to suggest that Vargas skip spring break and use that time to brush up on her written communication skills. Finally, we have this story from NBC, in which no jokes are needed -- the story is the joke. In an arson trial in Florida, the defense attorney's pants caught on fire during his assertion that the defendant's car -- which his client was charged with setting on fire -- spontaneously combusted. Tune in tomorrow for more gems from the web![C]alling on white allies especially [for your] support-- remember that everything that [you] are/have [right now] is due to the genocide and enslavement of our [people]... yet all [I'm] asking [for] is a bit of cash to get us [through] the week. [Thanks] <3



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