If you were a James Bond villain with a very particular fetish or obsession to prick every human being on the planet with a sharp needle – well, nefarious one, your time has come ‘round. Earlier this year, self-important non-scientist and V-neck sweater enthusiast Bill Gates stated with the peculiar confidence and unwarranted authority of the obscenely rich that we would need seven billion doses of a vaccine that had yet to be created. No one can remember asking the maker of the world’s second-best computer his opinion about a scientific and medical issue that was as appropriate for him to opine on as me telling you that pork belly futures should become a central part of your investment portfolio, but he was happy to offer his opinion, even so.
And now, just mere months later …
Bill Gates
The COVID vaccine is here!
Well, that was fast – Warp Speed, even! And now we’re being told all manner of things. It’s “95% effective.” It has to be stored at a sub-Arctic temperature. It’s going to save humanity from the 21st century’s Black Plague. If we line up to get it, we may even be able to go eat at one of those places again that has the food with the people giving it to you and being polite and asking if you’d like another beverage … what were those called again? Restaurants, yeah, we might be able to eat at restaurants again! Hey, while we’re dreaming, why stop there? We will all ride unicorns bareback, sing in rainbows, and everyone will be a nice human.
With genuflections that typically only herald the arrival of the Pope to your hometown, the three fastest finishers, Pfizer, Moderna, and AstraZeneca, have made it through the swimsuit competition and are getting their hair and makeup done for the final evening gown round. It’s all very exhilarating.
Okay, you’re trepidatious. I get it. You don’t know who to believe about this joyous, common experience we’re all meant to share because Our Boy Bill says so. Everyone seems to have an “agenda.” There are “narratives” they want us to swallow whole like oysters. No one speaks to anybody anymore – we just regurgitate “talking points.” (Must’ve been the oysters …) So how ‘bout we get down to brass tacks on this JOYJAB, eh?
Here’s a list of fact checker-defying, gorgeously sourced truths about your imminent date with the breathlessly awaited vaccine.
Facts Over Fiction
The COVID-19 vaccine is EXPERIMENTAL, by definition.
The average length of time it typically takes to develop a vaccine is eight to ten years. These COVID-19 vaccines were developed in six months.
The COVID-19 vaccine will not stop transmission of the virus. It only masks milder symptoms of the virus – making you an asymptomatic carrier capable of passing the virus to your neighbor while you avoid headaches, low-grade fever, and chills.
The COVID-19 vaccine will not help us achieve herd immunity. Since there is no science to prove the vaccine stops transmission – something even Anthony Fauci admits – it is worthless to help establish herd immunity.
There have only been two months of safety trials on a vaccine Bill Gates urges everyone in the world to take.
There are zero long-term safety trials for the COVID-19 vaccine.
Adverse Drug Reactions (ADR) are inevitable from all drugs as no drug – or vaccine – is one-size-fits-all.
The United Kingdom is so concerned about the manifold ADRs from the vaccine they put out a public request for an AI (Artificial Intelligence) system to track the tsunami of adverse events they anticipate – insisting their existing system will not be able to handle the enormous number of reports.
“Adverse Drug Reactions” or “adverse events” are phrases now being replaced by “responses” in a triumph of marketing and propaganda over facts.
COVID-19 manufacturers, doctors, nurses, health care professionals, and pharmacists have TOTAL IMMUNITY FROM LIABILITY FOR ADVERSE EVENTS CAUSED BY THE VACCINE – INCLUDING DEATH.
YOU are Phase 4 of the trials! We will find out in real-time what adverse events or “responses” will occur when people who have taken the vaccine and have a bad reaction report to their doctor, an Urgent Care, or an emergency room.
10-15% of those in trials have experienced adverse reactions so far.
One subject in the AstraZeneca vaccine trial came down with transverse myelitis, a neurological disorder caused by inflammation of the spine associated with vaccines. There is minimal distinction between it and polio.
Another subject in the AstraZeneca trial in Brazil died – but the pharmaceutical company would not release information about the deceased, even though it pledged transparency before beginning vaccine development.
Information was released on the FDA website that two participants in the Pfizer trials died of “serious adverse events.”
In a leaked video, Dr. Roger Hodkinson, one of Canada’s top pathologists and an expert in virology, claims that the COVID-19 pandemic “is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on an unsuspecting public.” He calls masks “completely useless,” and even though he is the CEO of a medical diagnostics company, states that the PCR tests we are using cannot diagnose infection. He says mass testing should cease immediately.
Recent polls show between 42% and 51% of Americans say they won’t take the COVID-19 vaccine. The vaccine-concerned community welcomes you.
Of all the people diagnosed with COVID-19, 99.74% recover – without a vaccine.
We are destroying world economies, putting 100 million people into extreme poverty and sabotaging education for children. We have suffered record spikes in unemployment, drug overdoses, suicide, and spousal and child abuse. And we have endured it all in the name of stopping a virus with a 99.74% recovery rate. Now that at least one vaccine has appeared on the horizon, will we search for the truth and make informed decisions – or just keep on doing as we’re told and believing the government and the so-called experts know what’s best?
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