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Flyover country rejected her. Coastal leftists are done with her. The media now ignores her. So Hillary Clinton decided to find one place where she may somehow remain relevant: India.
This is just the latest chapter in Hillary’s endless loser tour, a spectacle which is at once so sad and so amusing.
Unwilling to leave the stage – even as Democrats plead for her to do so – and unable to gain sympathy or traction in the US for her ever-lengthening list of excuses for the most embarrassing defeat in modern political history – none of which involve her – Hillary apparently concluded that faraway India might make for a more hospitable climate than, say, Michigan or Pennsylvania.
Anger them all!
But upon reaching that ancient land, Hillary eschewed the soaring globalist rhetoric and went straight to the gutter. She found a way, as only she can, to infuriate both men and women at the same time with her personal analysis of why a majority of white women voted for Donald Trump. She blamed women for surrendering to “ongoing pressure to vote the way that your husband, your boss, your son, whoever, believes you should.”
Wow. I am woman, hear me roar…unless a man says I shouldn’t. I’m sure women appreciate being labeled as captives of their men…even in the privacy of the voting booth.
So the perpetually bitter Hillary has managed to add this memorable remark to her “basket of deplorables” which will live in infamy as perhaps the single most damaging comment in American political history.
But wait, that’s not all. This embarrassing visit to India would not have been complete without further allegorical evidence of why she lost a race almost everyone believed she would win: Hillary lost her balance and nearly fell down a short stairway not once but twice – even as she was assisted by two men (perhaps they were planted by Trump, or were Russians). Watch here:
Once she recovered from her perilous journey down those steps, Hillary indulged herself with a broad array of acid-tongued remarks, claiming Trump is – what else – a racist, sexist, misogynist, etc., calling out the President from the safe distance of thousands of miles: “You know, you didn’t like black people getting rights, you don’t like women, you know, getting jobs. You don’t want, you know, to see that Indian American succeeding more than you are.”
Stone bone tone-deaf. If there was such a thing as a reverse midas touch, Hillary has it nailed.Feel free to comment below. And remember to check out the web’s best conservative news aggregator Whatfinger.com