Canadian authorities are telling folks not to collect appendages they find on the beach, but rather to call the police to come and retrieve them. This directive was prompted as the 13th foot washed ashore on Vancouver Island in British Columbia. Feet have also washed ashore in Washington state. And, yes, it’s just feet. It seems the Pacific Northwest seas don’t like feet, and regurgitate them after consuming the rest of the poor soul. But law enforcement tells us not to fret about the mystery afoot, and you can read the whole story here. I don’t know about you, but I would worry. This is fodder for a Criminal Minds episode.