Princeton Day School, the prestigious Ivy League prep school, in New Jersey, has produced yet another, well-deserving academia whiz-kid…or something.
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Barry Manilow Comes Out As Straight, World Is Shocked
In one of the most shocking news stories of our time, perpetually young entertainer Barry Manilow came out as straight this week, shocking millions of fans who had believed for decades that he was “completely, utterly gay,” as one traumatized fan sobbed outside a Las Vegas record store.
Joyce Carol Oates Says Poor People Are Lucky Cannibalism Is Still Taboo
Noted writer Joyce Carol Oates took to Twitter over the weekend to announce that if it weren't for that pesky...
Rep. Maxine Waters And Her James Brown Wig
Someone finally said what we’re all thinking.
Pelosi Fails At Chanting Just Like She Fails At Everything Else
Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) failed miserably at trying to start a chant this week over healthcare.
Chelsea Clinton Thinks Global Warming May Cause Diabetes
Yes. Really.
Twitter Logic: Obama and His Spying
Things that make you go “hmmm.”
VIDEO: SNL Reads A Dog’s Mind
The first time Saturday Night Live has done something truly funny in some time.
GQ Gets Too Big For Its Britches
Twitter user @CalebHowe saw men’s magazine GQ try to take on Supreme Court analysis with facepalm-worthy results.