Bed Bug Eradication Costs 300K

One teen in Ohio found an adult bed bug (roughly the size of an apple seed) and decided to rid his environs of the pest with a douse of alcohol and a cleansing fire ritual.  Yeah, I know, fire safety is taught in schools, but this guy must’ve ditched that class. He lit up his entire apartment building.  No one was hurt, but there was a sighting of a drunk, singed, bug wobbly away from the scene.  Here’s the 13-year old’s story for edification.