Al Franken is still in the Senate, so, there’s that. The Republican tax bill will, likely, be passed next week. That will be it, for us. The Democrats tell us that it will herald the Apocalypse. Millions will die. Those who survive will have to live without the internet, since that, too, is finished because Net Neutrality rules have been repealed. Ironically, the people who wanted government control of the internet are concerned that this is the end of an unregulated internet. Head-scratcher.
Peter Strzok is the FBI official at the center of what is becoming the greatest FBI scandal since J. Edgar Hoover showed up for work wearing a little black number and fishnet stockings. Strzok’s field was counterintelligence, which – in light of recent revelations – is both ironic and hilariously appropriate.
The Journal of Peter Strzok
Published here exclusively is a recent excerpt from Strzok’s personal journal, which he named Hillary:
“Dear Hills,
“So, I’m in the Bureau’s basement now, doing human resources stuff. I got fired. It’s Lisa Page’s fault. I bet she’s got cooties. Ewww.
“I told her we should delete our text messages but, nooooo! I told her someone might tell on us but she was like‘Wot? This is the FBI. They don’t find stuff! LOLZ!’ B*tch.
Comey, Strzok, and Mueller
“I got to meet Hillary last year. It was SO cool! I was supposed to interview her, but I told her not to worry and that I would just make up stuff so she wouldn’t get in trouble. Then Lisa wanted me to hang out at the mall after work. Jeez. I was like ‘I can’t because I have to make sure douchebag Trump doesn’t become president!’ Girls are stupid. Except you, Hills. I love you.
“Mr. Mueller didn’t want me to work for him anymore. He thought I was a liability (I had to look up that word). I was like ‘you mom’s a liability.’ OMG! LMAO! I said ‘JK’ afterward but it was too late. Anyway, he’s SO old and he looks like Frankenstein’s monster with a wig.
“Anyway, Hills, I’ve got to go now. Stupid HR. Bye.”
Most of the attorneys hired by Robert Mueller to work on his special counsel team have donated significantly to the Democratic Party and/or Hillary Clinton. As Fox News’ Tucker Carlson pointed out, donating money to a political party or candidate demonstrates a significant dedication to the cause. Donating thousands of dollars and donating frequently, even more so.
Relationships
Robert Mueller has a years-old professional relationship with fired FBI Director James Comey (and, for that matter, with Obama’s Attorney General, Eric Holder). At least two FBI officials assigned to Mueller are now known to have been zealous Clinton supporters and Trump-haters.
Another official from the Department of Justice met with the company that commissioned a foreign former intelligence agent to gather salacious gossip on President Donald Trump. He concealed that meeting and his wife also worked for that very same company and was involved in researching Trump. Who paid for the research? Hillary Clinton’s campaign and, possibly, the FBI. Comey coordinated his Clinton get out of jail free statement with other FBI officials, despite having denied that he did so.
Democrats’ response to all this? “Nothing to see, here!” These are the people who want to take away all the guns and have government control the healthcare industry. This is worth careful consideration. There are no laughs, here, until one remembers that these are also the same people who think proof of collusion is the fact that members of the Trump campaign team were, at certain times, on the same continent as Russian government officials. The Democratic Party is, collectively, an idiot savant, but with a huge amount of idiot and no savant.
