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100 Days: A Bigly Satire That’s Yuge

by | Apr 29, 2017 | 100 Days of Trump

What did we learn in President Trump’s first 100 days? We learned a lot. We probably learned more than any other people who have ever learned. And we are going to keep learning. We might even learn so much that we will get tired of learning. We learned that there are now so many gender-identities to choose from that nobody knows what freakin’ bathroom to use, I can tell you.

We also learned that the failing New York Times has been reduced. You don’t even know. Reduced to printing op-eds that say we should take away everyone’s freedom of speech. April 24:

It has been regrettably easy for commentators to create a simple dichotomy between a younger generation’s oversensitivity and free speech as an absolute good that leads to the truth. We would do better to focus on a more sophisticated understanding, such as the one provided by Lyotard, of the necessary conditions for speech to be a common, public good.

No wonder they’re failing. No wonder. Some guy wearing a leotard wants to regulate your speech for the common good. So sad.

We learned that fascism. That’s a bad thing. That’s a very bad thing. But, if you call yourself ‘Anti-Fascist’, then you can be a fascist and no-one will ever know. But we know. We Know.

What else did we learn from the first 100 days of this presidency? Well, we did learn that dodgeball should be banned, apparently, because – and I quote – “We just felt like we needed to put a statement in there about human target games.” Yes. Human target games. This makes sense, when you think about it. The kids at the liberal colleges; the progressive colleges – those kids. They’re now so wussified and delicate and so confused. So confused. They have no freakin’ idea which bathroom to use, either. You have to make sure. Don’t I know it? You must make sure that the high-school kids are already pansies before they even get to college. Freakin’ pansies. I tell you.

Before 100 days ago, we didn’t know that committing acts of violence and rioting and preventing someone from speaking – or from being heard – was acceptable, if it was shutting down ‘hate-speech’. So, if we were to assume, for a brief, agonizing moment. Probably the most agonizing moment. If we are to assume that your definition of ‘hate-speech’ is the one we adopt, then, what? Why do you have a problem with it? Because it incites hatred? Incited violence? But, you are rioting and being violent now. You are preaching hate now. That’s not how it works, believe me. That’s not how it works.

So, those are just some of the things we learned. The left is going off the rails. Off the deep end. It’s very sad. It’s so sad. Let me tell you. This has been 100 days of triggers and safe spaces and snowflakes. This has been 100 days of lesbians being accused of intolerance because they prefer their female life-partners to have vaginas. Yes. Look it up. Read the failing feminist press. Well, not press, but blogs. Read the failing feminist blogs.

It was not this crazy, 100 days ago. Believe me. We have achieved a lot but what we have achieved has been overshadowed by very, very, very crazy people. And sad people. People who are crazy and sad. Sad and crazy. They are waging a war. I can tell you. They are waging a war against every tradition of America; against every value and every convention. Those are just some examples, but there are so many more out there, trust me on that.

So, first 100 days; mostly a success. Maybe needs some work. Well, some success, believe me, but we’re all still here, so that’s good. First 100 days for the radical left; from social-democrat to batshit crazy.

SAD!

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